When you finally call your mom back after 50 missed calls
"You need to date someone."
“Oh okay. Let me just go ask the room full of guys waiting to date me.”
“I honestly don’t know which guy to date first…”
That awkward moment when the girl sitting next to you is trying to copy off of your Scantron but she doesn't know you guessed on all your answers.
Opening a present and seeing you got clothes..
when you were 7:
When I'm looking at gorgeous skinny bitches in the magazines and I'm all like